Alex and His Lipstick

Background story behind this chat log: Alex and I were heading to BOOt camp (BOO = Brains of the Operation) for UBC Orientations. I was struggling trying to gather items to dress up like Angelina Jolie because that's who I was "assigned" to dress up as.

(11:56 PM) Juli: I'm gonna go as a normal pregnant woman
(11:57 PM) Juli: I need red lipstick and eyeliner
(11:57 PM) Juli: I'm just gonna draw on myself
(11:57 PM) Juli: Do you have lipstick/eyeliner?
(11:57 PM) Juli: I dunno how to put on eyeliner... :S
(11:57 PM) Alex: err
(11:57 PM) Juli: I might end up blinding myself
(11:57 PM) Alex: Why would I?
(11:57 PM) Alex: hahaha
(11:57 PM) Juli: :p
(11:57 PM) Juli: I don't know
(11:57 PM) Juli: You collect stuff
(11:57 PM) Alex: That... sounds..... creepy
(11:58 PM) Alex: Like i go around collecting girls' makeup
(11:58 PM) Juli: Well remember in high school, when you picked up that girl's pencil, and she's like "that dude just took my pencil!"
(11:59 PM) Juli: That was sooo funny
(11:59 PM) Juli: hahaha
(11:59 PM) Alex: hahahaha
(11:59 PM) Juli: It was in the hallway and she was trying to gather her stuff to go to class
(11:59 PM) Juli: hahaha
(11:59 PM) Alex: Yeah... well she left it on the ground
(11:59 PM) Alex: lol
(11:59 PM) Juli: Finder's keepers I guess
(11:59 PM) Juli: :S
(11:59 PM) Alex: But yeah that's different
(12:00 AM) Alex: I'm not going to go "ooo lipstick" and pick up lipstick off the ground and pocket it
(12:00 AM) Alex: hahahaha
(12:00 AM) Juli: "that dude just took my lipstick!"

I think what's so funny is that I can actually imagine Alex going "Ooo lipstick!" and pocket it... LOL