Monday, April 9, 2007

Number 2

I hate going to public bathrooms. Like seriously people, the handle is *right* there - use it!

One Monday morning, a friend of mine was nice enough to tell me not to use the first stall of the office bathroom closest to where I sit because someone did not flush the toilet. So I just avoided that stall for the rest of the day. On Tuesday morning, when I decided to go to the bathroom, I walked into the first stall of the bathroom and saw something that I did not want to see just floating around in the bowl. I thought to myself that the cleaning lady probably just didn't come by to clean it yet from yesterday and walked out. When I went back out, I thought I'd be nice and tell my friend not to go into the first stall, because the cleaning lady hasn't cleaned it yet and she told me that when she went back in there on Monday afternoon, it was already gone. So that means that the same person did not flush *again*!

I thought that only men liked to compete with their poop since Hanson's personal goal is to flood the toilet. But I guess from this experience, girls likes to leave treats for their gal pals as well. You know, it doesn't take a genius to figure out what the handle behind the toilet does. Is the user interface design of a toilet really that difficult to use??

Also a comment for people who stand on the toilet seat to pee. We're not in Asia, you know? There are no squat-toilets here. Don't try to mark your territory by peeing all over the toilet seat. That's just gross!

7 comments:

Alex T. said...

lol. that's all i have to say.

Erica J. said...

I KNOW!!!!!

hehehehe..hanson has a weird goal..

but oh my gosh..there was this one time, in koerner, there was poo ALL OVER the seat AND the wall behind it and a bit on the sides of the stalls..seriously, i dun even know how that person managed that..i thought maybe they like..brought it in a little bag n threw it at the stall or something..

Anna said...

I am so with you on this one. The funny thing is I think you really stopped yourself here. I really felt a rant coming on but you managed to resist. You have more will power than me! Good points though hun!

Hanson said...

Ah... tales from the lavatory. I shall now regale you with my encounter: Once upon a time (ie. earlier today), as I journeyed to the washroom to "express some relief," it appeared that someone had claimed the thrown (ie. toilet) by marking it w/ their "crown" (well, it wasn't a crown but i can assure you it had similar colours). I bypassed it & went to the neighbouring urinal. As I was relieving myself, a drifter decides he wants to claim the thrown as his own, but notices that it has already been defaced.

Debating on whether or not to journey to the next thrown (wh/ is on the otherside of the building), the drifter braves it out & attempts to top his predecessor. As he approaches centre stage to "take a bow" he flushes, but nothing happens. I guess the crown was too difficult for the thrown to swallow.

With dismay, the drifter admits defeat and moves yonder.

True story!

Saherish said...

HAHA..THAT Was pretty gross but at the same time funny..

shummi said...

O.o

sad but tru.

Lynn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 'the user interface design of a toilet' oh man Juli, that is so classic and so compsci! hehe and so you ^^

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