Imaginary Bird-Poo Flashback

Nothing special or memorable happened to me for this past week, so I decided to do this blog entry based on something that happened around a year ago. I remembered this as I was walking back to Brock Hall from my Computer Science class. I was walking beside this building and suddenly bird crap dropped right in front of me (I felt so lucky I didn't get hit). It was still fresh, kinda bubbly too. This reminded me of something....

Outside Richmond Center one summer morning, my grandpa came to pick me up after my interview with Sport Chek my grandma and my brother tagged along since we were planning to go to lunch right afterwards. As we were walking towards the car, Jeffrey (my brother), said that he felt something drop on his head. I told him to turn around so I can see and tell him what it was. I saw nothing, but I decided to trick him and told him that there was a big blotch of bird-poo on his head so he would freak out (I know, I'm mean).

When we were in the car, I kept on making jokes like "Oh Jeffrey, don't tilt your head, it's starting to drip!" (What can you say? He believed me.) My grandma almost blew it because she didn't know why I said that there was crap on his head but luckily I got her to play along. In the car, Jeffrey insisted on going back home without lunch just so he could clean up. It was rare, because Jeffrey is usually a very dirty boy.

When we got home, he got into the shower as fast as he could. However, I bet you anything that before he turned on the water he was still trying to check out the bird-poo on his head in front of the mirror. When he came out of the shower, I finally told him that I was only joking and that there was no bird-poo, but he kept saying that he felt something weird on his head when he was washing his hair. Maybe he had a bumpy skull, but I think that was the cleanest day of his life.

Anyway, I hoped you guys enjoyed the story. Although, I don't think Jeffrey would appreciate it as much. Oh well *shrug*.