Yes, Because That's What Every Girl Wants to Hear

A couple days ago, something happened at school and I thought I wasn't going to graduate this semester (it's resolved now, by the way). So, I spent a good couple hours crying at school, and then wandered around on Broadway for a while until 7pm before I decided to go home. On my way to the bus stop, a man called out to me.

Man: Excuse me! Excuse me!
*I turn around*
Man: I just wanted to tell you that I think you're beautiful and that I love you. Do you understand English? It's OK if you don't. You can just say "no" if you don't understand English. Do you understand English?
*I stare*
Man: I just want to let you know that you're beautiful and that I love you and that I want to marry you. We can get married and go live in China together! So do you understand English?
*I continued staring - blink blink*
Me: Yeah... I understand English... But I don't live in China.
Man: Oh, so where do you live?
Me: I live here.... in Canada...
Man: Oh, well I just wanted to let you know that I think you're beautiful and that I love you and that want to marry you.
Me: Thank you...(?)
Man: Don't forget I love you, OK?
Me: OK...
*Man walks away*

What a lovely man, I thought. So I told Hanson this story, thought that it would make him worry because he has competition. Instead, he goes: "Well you must have been happy to hear that!". Yes, Hanson... because that's what every girl wants to hear... from a stranger on the street with matted long hair.

Yoga for The Drunks

Two years ago, my grand-aunt gave me a pair of yoga pants. Until this day, I still have no idea what brand these pants are from. Not that the brand name really matters as long as they work, but I guess it's to fix my curiosity. It happens that the company went bankrupt or something two years ago and there was a huge sale, which was how I got these pair of pants. It has a Buddha symbol and underneath it it says "LOL". So I googled "LOL Yoga" and this is what I end up with: yoga for the drunks

Want the Scariest Halloween Costume?

I stumbled upon this website called "Smart Canucks" every now and then, which is a really good site for deals/freebies, etc.

Anyway, today, I found this. At first, I thought it was really funny, so I decided to share it. This is a free "Evil Ronald McDonald" mask created by PETA. Then, I watched the video... It was probably one of the most disturbing videos I've ever seen and has totally changed my point of view of McDonald's. Those poor chickens... I think if I watch enough of these videos on PETA, I think I will become a vegetarian one day.


Disclaimer: Now I'm not a vegetarian or anything at the moment (although I've had thoughts about becoming one in the future), but I am definitely against people who wear fur.

Taylor Swift - Love Story

Hey Taylor, don't be upset... look what I made! A comic strip of your song "Love Story"! Sorry if the text is a little small and fuzzy. But it's basically the first verse and chorus.

Paper Bag Book?? Seriously.

Today, I sold some of PSYC textbooks along with my beloved CPSC 121 textbook (Discrete Mathematics with Applications by Epp). The reason why I called it my "beloved" was because I wasted so much money on it, and yet I've never opened it up to read it. I lost some money, but not a lot though because the bookstore actually raised the price (by a LOT) since I bought it. Anyway, the book has been put to good use (sort of) since I mean I used it for 3 courses (CPSC 121, 221, 320) and I lent it to Alex as well. When I lent it to Alex, I told him to take VERY good care of my book, otherwise I'd kill him. So he wrapped it in paper bag like what people used to do in highschool.

I took the book into the Cube and told them that I was looking for _____ and that I was selling my textbook, and the stupid ugly dude (yes, that guy) made a comment: "What? You have a book that teaches you how to make paper bags?".

I kept my mouth shut. Like seriously I wanted to say to him: "You know what? You talk to much. Shut your mouth." But once again, I was NICE, so instead I blog about it (again). Like seriously, "you need a BOOK to teach you how to make paper bags?". If you want to hit on me, try a little harder. But it doesn't matter because at least on my blog, you'll always be known as the "stupid ugly dude".